BOOM - PICTURES OF BUTTS IS UP

what ho! this is the illustration collective i’m a part of. witness before you some lovely illustrations and stuff! it’s in its infancy, so be polite.

for you, tumblr, since you seem to love pizza as much as you love cats, the 90s, and porn. this piece is part of the newly established Pictures of Butts (or Butts Collective) group that my fellow illustrators and i are a part off. it’s new, it’s hip, it’s “with it,” and it should be up and running later this evening. we’re trying to make this a real deal, so please follow it for hot, smokin’ new illustrations every month! also, i have a new comic up, so do check it out and then promptly go back to whatever it was you were doing. for you, tumblr, since you seem to love pizza as much as you love cats, the 90s, and porn. this piece is part of the newly established Pictures of Butts (or Butts Collective) group that my fellow illustrators and i are a part off. it’s new, it’s hip, it’s “with it,” and it should be up and running later this evening. we’re trying to make this a real deal, so please follow it for hot, smokin’ new illustrations every month! also, i have a new comic up, so do check it out and then promptly go back to whatever it was you were doing.

for you, tumblr, since you seem to love pizza as much as you love cats, the 90s, and porn.

this piece is part of the newly established Pictures of Butts (or Butts Collective) group that my fellow illustrators and i are a part off. it’s new, it’s hip, it’s “with it,” and it should be up and running later this evening. we’re trying to make this a real deal, so please follow it for hot, smokin’ new illustrations every month!

also, i have a new comic up, so do check it out and then promptly go back to whatever it was you were doing.

my comic tumblr is up! it’s kinda sad-looking because my scanner is bad and i’m sleepy.whatevs, though. i’ll clean it up more when i see that people care about it. my comic tumblr is up! it’s kinda sad-looking because my scanner is bad and i’m sleepy.whatevs, though. i’ll clean it up more when i see that people care about it.

my comic tumblr is up!

it’s kinda sad-looking because my scanner is bad and i’m sleepy.
whatevs, though. i’ll clean it up more when i see that people care about it.

in case you were wondering what i look like kissing my babycat, here’s a picture. in case you were wondering what i look like kissing my babycat, here’s a picture.

in case you were wondering what i look like kissing my babycat, here’s a picture.

illustrator updates, guys!

so it’s been a while. but, since my last update, i’ve finally graduated SCAD and have my BFA in illustration. i also have a bunch of fancy self-promotional goodies. business cards, post cards, envelopes, personal invoices, and so on.

neat, huh?
so what am i doing now? well, i have this moleskin that i’m filing with doodle journal entries. there’s also a drawing challenge going on in there with pages i need to scan.
this is a blurry photo.
i’m also in the midst of getting a monthly illustration collective going with some of my illustration friends called “Pictures of Butts”. more on that later.

…and i’m beginning a comic tumblr, which’ll be updated daily as much as possible. the first comic is being made tonight, actually. so do keep an eye out for news of it on your dash, yes? yes.

also, in case you didn’t know: MY WEBSHITE IS UP AND THINGS.

other than that, i’ve been part-timing a lot. i recently acquired a new second part-time, so that’ll keep me busy as well. now that i’m out of school, i need to discover how to make time for art and updating this blog despite working constantly. but i’ll do my best to keep everyone updated on my new independent illustrator life :)

working on my last assignment of my college career!i have lots of sketches and such to post that i haven’t because i’m lazy. but i’ll update real soon once finals are over.(i’m not dead, i promise.) working on my last assignment of my college career!i have lots of sketches and such to post that i haven’t because i’m lazy. but i’ll update real soon once finals are over.(i’m not dead, i promise.)

working on my last assignment of my college career!
i have lots of sketches and such to post that i haven’t because i’m lazy. but i’ll update real soon once finals are over.

(i’m not dead, i promise.)

stay connected with your friends, even on the go! thanks to facebook mobile.10 x 14” watercolor and ink stay connected with your friends, even on the go! thanks to facebook mobile.10 x 14” watercolor and ink

stay connected with your friends, even on the go! thanks to facebook mobile.
10 x 14” watercolor and ink

leisure- asked: your katamari drawing is fucking perfect. A+

aww thank you! i have no idea how long this has been in my inbox, but thank you anyway! (i know nothing about tumblr other than actually tumbling.)

you can see said drawing here

dr. seuss tributes are always in good taste.(also, rsvp pens are the best drawing tools.) dr. seuss tributes are always in good taste.(also, rsvp pens are the best drawing tools.)

dr. seuss tributes are always in good taste.
(also, rsvp pens are the best drawing tools.)

did you know…
Kenneth Bianchi, one of the two Hillside Stranglers, had a bed wetting problem that stayed with him into his adolescence. it was so bad, that his mother (being batshit crazy, like most moms of serial killers) forced him to wear feminine pads.

before slaughtering humans, Jeffery Dahmer was known to have dissected/mutilated dead animals. however, he was quite fond of living ones. darling, really.

the Night Stalker, Richard Ramierez was a well known drug addict/satanist, but he was also a chronic candy eater. skipping regular visits to the dentist (like most drug addicts) left him with tooth decay and unforgiving halitosis.

the more you know!
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